How are you doing? Are you well? Will you marry me? What ring size do you wear?
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Was that too forward?
Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm SSPeanutButter, and I intend to write a few stories every now and again between college and work.
(Sometimes during college)
I've intended to post things for a long while, but never got around to it. BUT HERE I AM!

I just submitted my first thingamabob, so it should be up soon, and if you're reading this you've probably seen it.

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ABagOVicodin has begun his audio reading of Water Pony! The quality is top notch. His reading breathes new life into the characters, and makes me as happy and sad as writing them did.

In other news… There’s so much stress, some of it the good kind. In brief, because that’s all I can manage:

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Hello my 20 followers *PING*...oh, 19... Also others who have come across this blog.

Well anyways, as I recently replied to a comment on one of my stories, I was given a one-shot idea! Its about the Merchant from any displaced fics having a day off, that's pretty much it. EG Pinkie is also there to fill the mlp requirements, though only serving a minor role.

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Go read it...? Pwease?

For those who are unaware of what the Australian V8 Supercar race series is, it's what NASCAR could have been had they not been blinded by good-ol'-boys and only turning left.

This weekend, Aussies race on a mountain course in a 1000 kilometer (600+ mile) race. I've gone to Australia specifically to see that race before. And yes they encounter kangaroos on the track!

And now, now I get the Petriculture Cycle finished with Pandelirium. For those of you tired of those stories, have a newly discovered author to go along with it. Oh, princeps, in case you're wondering, Song of Madness will probably be out tomorrow.

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This is a quick recap for people who haven't read The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots! but still want to read "Human After All" or other future works. If you're still reading it, there are massive spoilers after the break, so be warned!

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hope you enjoy the video

Trying to do a story a day for a little bit, just to stretch some muscles. I do a lot of longform iterative stuff, and I sincerely believe you learn more from finishing a piece than anything else. So, I'll be trying to finish a lot of things very quickly, to get better practice in at weaknesses I can already identify - commitment, consistency, and idea generation - and going back over them later to see strengths and other weaknesses I need to focus on better.

Here's my day one.

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Now, I'm a guy that likes cheap stuff. Cheap hamburgers, cheap video games, cheap booze and especially cheap art. That's why I decided I wouldn't shill my buddy Eve Ashgrove and her art. Nope. I'm not a sellout or anything here. Not letting the man keep me down, man. Not going to tell you about how right now she's offering a deal for a colored character piece for only fifteen american dollarydoos. Or how she's probably streaming tonight in a few hours at

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Last year, Shrink Laureate put together a fascinating contest with more modularity to the prompt than anything I've made. This year, he's dusting it off and presenting the Season 10 Bingo Contest, now with verb-based "combo" tiles! Go check it out if you're interested.

Can I please get some help with the Proofreading of my story The life of Bent-G. please

DO YOU KNOW WHAT LAST WEEK WAS? DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER WHAT LAST FRIDAY WAS? BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED RIGHT THIS SECOND AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT.

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In today's digital age, our smartphones have become an integral part of our lives. We rely on them for communication, accessing personal information, banking, and much more. However, with the increasing sophistication of cybercriminals, the risk of our phones being hacked has also risen. If you suspect that your phone has been compromised, it is crucial to take immediate action to protect your data and secure your device. A

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She says she holds sway over the moon and stars, and I don’t doubt it. Instead, I tell her of my affection for the night, and how I had hoped to meet whomever brought it about. She smiles and tells me that not many other ponies share my sentiment whilst glancing at the pearl mare beside her.

The pearl mare introduces herself and the other mare. Apparently, they are sisters. Sisters who control the heavens. Knowing my place, I bow to both, though lower to she of the night.

That image does not even begin to describe my mental state right now.

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Ever have one of those weeks? Yeah, I'm having one of those weeks.

One of those weeks where it feels like life's just sorta... plowed over you? You're blinking in the aftermath going what the hay just happened? Why am I starting this blog with so many questions? I don't know, can you tell me?

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While I was putting up a new story for publication, I got distracted (as is wont, oh hey, my drinks empty brb) by the series tag. As most of you probably already know, when you post a story, you have to choose a series tag of which series that piece is fanfiction. Conveniently, when typing in the proper tags, it also shows the number of times that tag has been used.

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Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life

senpaiiiiiii Meeester